♫You've got to RUN for your right to PARTY!♫

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Happy Dog Days everyone!!  This great idea was brought to me by Sully.  It's the official national kickoff for my congressional campaign. 

So, let's PAR-TAY! 

♫It's our party and we can bark if we want to!♫ 

♫Bark if we want to!♫

♫You can bark too if you vote for the Loo!♫

Sully has lots of good ideas for how we can celebrate.  We'll all have chicken!  We will roll in stinky things!  We will not be bathed!  Ahh, bliss. 

Me, I'm going to celebrate by cloning myself.  I've got this little doodad hanging off of my front paddy paw and I think that I am sprouting a new Lyle.  It might take a while.  It is only about the size of a sesame seed.  Mmm...2 all beef patties, blah blah blah, sesame seed buns!  Mmmm...bunnies!

Anyhoo, I'm really looking forward to having another of me around.  I am lots of fun to play with.  I am handsome to look at.  I can make the new Lyle do all my dirty work.  Or clean work, as the case may be...he can take my baths!!  Bwaah-ha-ha!!

♫Easy clone, easy clone!♫

♫First there's one, then there's two!♫

I can't decide what to call him.  I think maybe Little Lyle.  Or Lil Loo.  Or Doodlebug.  It is gonna be SO COOL!! 

Little Bit says, "Dogs can't reproduce by parthenogenesis."  I say, "Who cares what veggies are fresh in Greece??"  Sheesh.  Sometimes it is so hard to get her to focus. 

I just can't wait 'till he grows up.  More of me!  What could be better than that?