♪doo wop diddy diddy dum diddy Loo♪

♪There he was, just a walkin' down the street♪

♪Singin' doo wop diddy diddy dum diddy Loo♪

♪With Doodlebug danglin' off of his front feet♪

♪doo wop diddy diddy dum diddy Loo♪

I have to say, I'm a little down today.  I don't think Doodlebug is coming.  I think he took Colby's advice and decided to lay low until after the election.  Colby and Little Bit say, "Cloning is controversial."  I say, "You can't send Doodlebug to jail just for singing!!"

I think I'll miss him.  But I have faith.  He'll be back.  Right now, he almost looks like a little scab that might just fall off.  Very sneaky disguise for him.  See you later, Doodlebug. 

On a happier note, I'm proud to announce the new slogan for my campaign.  It's DUCT TAPE (Dogs Unite with Cats To Take A Pup to Elections).  I like it.  Thanks, Colby!  She's the Queen.  But Little Bit says that if she is in a monarchy then she can't vote for me!!  Hmmm...I don't see why butterflies can't vote too.  Although she looks like a dog to me.  I never understand what Little Bit is barking about.

AnyLoo, DUCT TAPE it is.  Think about it.  It works perfectly for my campaign.  Duct tape is useful.  I am useful.   Duct tape fixes things.  I will fix things when I am elected.  Duct tape should be everywhere.  Just like me.  Duct tape is sticky.  I like sticks.  Perfect! 

The way I see it, if anyone asks why you are voting for me, or why they should vote for me, you can say:  "Because Lyle is all about DUCT TAPE!"  Personally, I would say, "Well, duh, 'cause I'm great."  But Little Bit says I shouldn't say that.  (Even though it's true!! Ha! Ha!)