♫This cat don't get the blues...♫

♫This cat's shakin' on a hot tin roof!♫

Before you all start barking at me, hear me out.  Little Bit and I have been negotiating with the cat contingent.  (I thought that would mean the cats would come in handy little dinner containers, but they didn't.)

AnyLoo, the cat representative we've been talking to is Brady.  He seems to be a fun guy.  Colby says so.  Brady says that cats make very good politicians and they will help my campaign.  He also says I can still BARK at cats!!!  If they are being sneaky.  Which is always, in my experience.  Even better, he says we can still DREAM of EATING cats, just so long as we don't actually do it.  But I know for a fact that Colby gets to chew on Brady's ears and tail, so...mmm....cat flavor.  If only I could just LICK one...

♫What's new, pussycat?  Whoooaaaa, whoawhoa!♫

So, Little Bit says to bring them on.  The CHICKEN says nothing.  Turns out Brady's favorite food is chicken too.  I think my CHICKEN thinks he is outnumbered.  Oh, CHICKEN, I could never replace you!!  I loves you so!!  And you don't really taste that good.

There it is.  Dogs!  Cats!!  Together we are DogsandCats!  Barking and Me-Wowing all the way to Capitol Hill!!  It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy.  But that could just be from yesterday's bath. 

Whazzat!!  ICE CREAM TRUCK!! Smell you later!