♫I want candy!♫

♫I want candy!♫

But I'm getting ice cream instead.  It might  do.

Guess what? Little Bit says I'm getting an intern. I don't think it is contagious.

She will be coming to work with me sometime in the next couple of weeks, and I guess she will be here for a while. Good thing, too. I have a lot of work to do. Little Bit says my intern is a Lab so I figure she'll be good at fetching stuff for me. Like CHICKEN. Or chicken. All good.  Little Bit says the intern's boss is in the Navy.  ♫In the Navy, you can sail the seven seas♫  ♫In the Navy, you can feed the Loolie peas!♫

Also, I think I'm going to need somebody to consult with. The most amazing thing happened today. A lobbyist for the cats contacted me. He says if I don't chase or eat cats that they might vote for me! Might even join me as a vice-presidential candidate someday! Wow. This boggles my mind. Boggle, boggle, boggle. My bump of knowledge is no help here. What do I do?

I didn't know that cats could vote. I didn't know cats could TALK. Wow. Nobody ever told me? Should we let them in? Can I still bark at them??