♫Boogie fever♫
♫Got to boogie down♫
♫I think it's going around♫

♫I got the boogie fever♫
♫I like to boogie down♫
♫Boogie fever♫
♫I think it's going around!♫

Little Bit was telling me about something she read about a few days ago.  It's called "canine freestyle."  She says it's Dances with Dogs.  I say, "I could do that!  I have moves!"

So I ask the boss ma'am.  I tell her we can get matching HOT PANTS and dance our way to fame and fortune.  She says, "No way, Lyle."  So I ask the boss.  He is tempted by the HOT PANTS, I think, but he says no.  Little Bit says, "Don't even ask."  I don't need them.  I can dance by myself.

Little Bit says, no, I have to have a partner. 

Phooey.

Luckily I have smart friends.  Angus the Warrior has the perfect solution:  Basil knows how to dance.  He and I will form a team and dance in canine freestyle.  We can dance the BoogleLoo!  Whaddya say, Basil?

B-b-b-b-O-o-o-o-O-o-o-o-G-g-g-g-L-l-l-l-E-e-e-e-L-l-l-l-O-o-o-o-O-o-o-o!

♫We can dance if we want to♫
♫And leave the boss behind♫
♫'Cause if the boss don't dance♫
♫Then she ain't no boss of mine!♫

♫I said we can go where we want to♫
♫A place that they'll never find♫
♫And we can act like we come from out of this world♫
♫Leave the real one far behind♫
♫And we can dance!♫

In other news, the Gum Chewer's club has a new member!  Turns out the lovely and talented Seva knows how to get gum that has not already been chewed.  This means she gets to be club president.  Her new nickname is the Dentyne Queen.  All hail the Dentyne Queen!