♫It's a sunny day in Kentucky♫
♫And that old sun it's shining on me right here at home ♫
♫It's one of those days ♫
♫When those great ideas they just seem to fall out on you ♫
♫And they always fall the greatest when you're falling all alone ♫
♫It makes for a good day for some serious reflection ♫
♫And massive rationalization ♫
♫For contemplating the future of the future ♫
♫And the last of the past ♫
♫I'm not good ♫
♫But I've got good intentions♫

The Gum Chewer's Club is taking off.  There are two, count 'em, two new members:

1.  Poncho, (code name:  Bubba-licious) dashing gum thief.  He gets his gum from the mouths of his people. 
2.  Monkey (aka Big Red).  She prefers her gum in spicy flavors.  What a beautiful gal!

Oh, and I met another Whigle.  Of course she is beautiful too.  Her name is Joy.  I don't know if she likes gum.

But here's the news everyone has really been waiting for:   I wrote my next book.  It's a picture book for puppies.  It's all about me.

Little Bit says I have to thank the boss man for his hard work making my pictures look nice.  I say, "They are pictures of ME.  They already looked nice."  She says I have to thank him anyway. 

Fine.  Thank you, Boss Man.  Bawk!  Bawk!

She also says I have to give credit to Dr. Seuss and Richard Scarry because I stole some of their ideas.  I say, for the record, I am not a crook. 

Now she says I also have to give credit to Richard Nixon.  Little Bit is impossible to please.