♫Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?♫
♫When your boss man says, "Don't chew it" do you swallow it in fright?♫
♫Do you catch it on your tonsils and then heave it left and right?♫
♫Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?♫

I've started a Gum Chewer's Club.  So far there are 2 members, including me.  I think everyone else is just shy.

AnyLoo, Basil told me yesterday that he has taken up gum chewing.  So I thought I'd make a club. 

Basil likes the fruity flavors.  Me, I prefer mint.  I am minty fresh for smooching.  More on that later.

So, you ask, how can I join the Gum Chewer's Club?  Easy peasy.

1.  Get gum.
2.  Chew.

The first one is the hard part.  I peel mine off of the sidewalk.  It's free!  Then all you have to do is chew, chew, chew.  Mmm...minty goodness.  The boss man always says, "Lyle! Drop it!" which means, "Lyle! Share!" so I have to spit it back out.  No problem.  Sidewalk gum doesn't keep its flavor very long anyway.

Here's another perk of joining the Gum Chewer's Club.  I'll give you a nickname.  Basil is Bazooka Boogle.  I am DoubleMint Loo.  Join today!