♪I'm on my way, I'm making it♪
♪I've got to make it show♪
♪The place where I come from♪
♪Is a small town♪
♪They think so small♪
♪They use small words♪
♪But not me ♪
♪I'm smarter than that♪
♪I'm stretching my mouth♪
♪To let the big words out♪
♪Big Time♪
♪I'm on my way♪
♪I'm making it♪
♪Big Time♪

WhooLoo, I've been busy.  Had a little, um, girl trouble.  Turns out girls are complicated.  Not me.  What you see is what you get.

So, anyLoo, I think I've got that taken care of enough to get back to my science project.  I'm really getting in to this whole science thing.  I think after Congress (and presidency and world domination) I might become a NASA scientist.  I think I'm pretty good at it.

I've almost got it ready to go. What is it, you ask?  Well, here's a funny thing.  I think curiosity is good for you.  I am very curious.  Especially since getting into this whole science thing.  I have been asking all the big questions.  Where do we come from?  Why are we here?  What is for dinner?  Now it's time for you to ask some questions too.  I'll show you what I've got so far, tell me what I'm making.  The first right answer will win an 8x10 autographed photo of ME, suitable for framing or worship.  BWAH-HA-HA!!  Mad science is fun!

♫It's astounding♫
♫Time is fleeting♫
♫Madness takes its toll♫
♫But listen closely♫
♫Not for very much longer♫
♫I've got to keep control...♫