♪Boss ma'am talked to me last night♪
♪She gave to me some good advice♪
♪She said, Lyle you ought to quit♪
♪This ol' ramblin' all around♪
♪And find you a sweet lovin' pup♪
♪But there's more pretty dogs than one♪
♪More pretty dogs than one♪
♪Any old town that I ramble all around♪
♪There's more pretty dogs than one...♪
♪I'm thinkin' all about them pretty little dogs♪
♪And hopin' that I never die!♪

The most amazing thing just happened to me.  I have found my sole-mate.  Will you look at her?  We are perfect.  She has her own go-go boots!  She won't be asking to borrow mine!  She is white.  I am black and white.  I have snappy white boots.  She has snappy black boots.  We both look good in pink.  She has a self-cleaning function.  I think that means her boots stay shiny.

What about my other ladies, you ask?  Well, fret not, there's plenty Lyle for all. 

I think the ladies must like the science-y types.  So I'm working on another big science project.  It's not ready yet, so I can't say much about it.  Apparently the science world is very competitive and I would not want my ideas to be stolen.  Little Bit says, "Really, Lyle, I don't think you have to worry."  I say, "You're one of THEM, aren't you."  I have always had suspicions about her.

It really has been quite a day.  I have two new band members to introduce.  First, there's Coco, co-founder of GoldenDoodles for Lyle, who will be playing trumpet.

And, the moment we have all been waiting for...a bonny wee lass who needs no introduction...Xena will be playing the bagpipes in the pep band!!  Welcome, Coco and Xena!  Our first gig is coming up soon, so let's get crackin'!