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Alrighty, then!  It's the moment we have all been waiting for!

I know you all have been thinking, "What is Lyle going to do with his intern?"  And, "Who cares if she is a Lab?"  Well, the moment is here.  Let me explain...

I am a curious dog.  The bosses say that I am nosy.  I have a lovely nose.  I have Deep Thoughts.  Deep Thoughts naturally lead to questions.  I wonder how the world works.  I wonder when dinner will be.  Many, many questions.  Now, finally, I have the chance to get some of them answered.

Enter Smelly Belly. 

Let the Lab Tests begin.

Little Bit says, "She is not a Lab, so your results will not be valid."  I say, "I'm not going to let facts get in the way of Good Science."  So grab your pencil, Bit, and take notes.

Here's what I have learned so far:

Lab tests prove:

1.  Pumpkin is better than peanut butter.

2..  Gooberlicious dog snacks are better than biscuits.

3.  Balls are not interesting.

Amazing, isn't it??  Good work, today, everybody.  Take the rest of the day off.