♫And the Lyle said to the Little Bit♫
♫I hope you're having fun♫
♫Band on the run!♫
I had a brilliant idea today. It just hit me. Bop. Right there on my bump of knowledge. It didn't really hurt.
I was thinking, this campaign needs a little something-something. I don't want it to get dull. So, I thinks, what we need is a PEP BAND! Music! Song! All dedicated to me!
I am already very musical. I sing. I play the nose whistle. Little Bit is going to join. She can't sing, though. (Trust me on this one.) She says she will play the piccolo. I wish Doodlebug was still here. He had the voice of an angel.
We can tour. I would love to have a groupie. That would be way cooler than an intern.
Little Bit says, "We will need to practice." I say, "Pshaw!! I've been a dog all my life. I'm good at it." Besides, dogs are naturally musical. Especially us beagle-y types.
Join the Lyle for Congress Traveling Pep Band today!!
Hmmm...if I'm going to be the Leader of the Band, I'm probably going to need some new boots. ♫My, my, my, my, my boogie shoes!♫ Maybe a snappy jacket. It's important to look good!
♫We're an American band♫ (but we could be international!)
♫We're an American band♫
♫We're coming to your town♫
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