♫On the day I was born♫
♫The vet techs all gathered 'round♫
♫And gazed in wide wonder♫
♫At the joy they had found♫
♫The Head Tech spoke up♫
♫She said, "Leave this one alone!"♫
♫She could tell right away♫
♫I was bad to the bone♫

B-b-b-b-bad!  Bad to the bone!

Okey dokey, pups.  I'm working on developing my Dark Side.  I got a motorcycle.  My good buddy Skye sold it to me, cheap!  And I get to keep it if I can convince her human brother that I paid a fair price.  So maybe I am borrowing a motorcycle.  I look COOL.  I look Dangerous.  But I don't look Dark.  Phooey.

I joined Coco and Bailey's baseball team, U.S. Paws.  I'm the new center fielder.  But Little Bit says baseball is wholesome and fun.  She says if I want to work on my Dark Side I should consider basketball. 

So I'm striking out (HA! HA!  Get it?  It's a baseball thing.) all around.  I think maybe it's my attitude.  I need to be nasty.  I need to be growly.  I should hurl insults.  Hey, Dexter!  You're a....uh...a...um....AARDVARK!!

AAAAAAHHHHH!!!

 I'msorryDexterIdidn'tmeanitIreallythinkyouarecoolandtoughandyoudon'tlookanythinglike
anaardvarkyouhaveaveryhandsomenoseI'msorryreallysorrysosorrysorry
Dextercanyouforgiveme?????

AROOOOO!!!

Clearly that isn't going to work.  I think I'm going to have to settle for Dangerous and see where that gets me. 

♫Well, beat the drum and hold the phone - the sun came out today!♫
♫We're born again, there's new grass on the field.♫
♫Just A-roundin' third, and headed for home, it's a brown-eyed handsome Lyle;♫
♫Anyone can understand the way I feel.♫

♫Oh, put me in, Coach - I'm ready to play today;♫
♫Put me in, Coach - I'm ready to play today;♫
♫Look at me, I can be Centerfield.♫

♫Well, I spent some time in the Mudville Nine, watchin' it from the bench;♫
♫You know I took some lumps when the Mighty Coco struck out.♫
♫So Say Hey Bailey, tell Ty Cobb and Joe DiMaggio;♫
♫Don't say "it ain't so", you know the time is now.♫

♫Oh, put me in, Coach - I'm ready to play today;♫
♫Put me in, Coach - I'm ready to play today;♫
♫Look at me, gotta be Centerfield.♫

♫Got a beat-up glove, a homemade bat, and brand-new pair of shoes;♫
♫You know I think it's time to give this game a ride.♫
♫Just to hit the ball and touch 'em all - a moment in the sun;♫
♫*pop* It's gone and you can tell that one goodbye!♫