The Phantom Stylist has had another moment of creative genius. He is worried that from time to time I may have trouble styling my 'do just righty.  So, now I have a hat for my Bad Fur Days.  And I thought this Whigle could not be more handsome!  Hey!  CHICKEN!  Looky here!!  I'm a better looking CHICKEN than my CHICKEN.  No lickin' this CHICKEN allowed.

I had a little shock this weekend.  Turns out Dexter thinks I won't make it to Congress!  He says I have to have a Dark Side to succeed in politics or rock and roll.  Pshaw, I say.  I have a very dark side.  My whole top half is black.  So there.

Little Bit says, "I think he means it figuratively."  I say, "Why, thank you, Bit, I've been working out.  But he may not actually be barking about the color of my fur or my handsome bum."  So I am exploring my Dark Side.  I have turned out the lights.  This didn't change me all that much.

I tried having a Blue Period.  I already know blue is not my color.  It's still a sore subject.

I am singing serious songs.   If I can figure out how to be Pink and dark all at the same time, then I will have this problem licked.

♫The Lylie Bug  is on the grass ♫
♫The Lylie Bug is on the grass ♫
♫remembering birds and CHICKEN games and laughs ♫
♫got to keep the Lylie on the grass ♫
 
♫And if in Congress, getting ever near, ♫
♫I bark but no one seems to hear ♫
♫and if the band I’m in starts playing different tunes ♫
♫I'll see you on the dark side of the Loo♫