♪Gimme a head with hair♪
♪Long beautiful hair!♪
♪Shinin' gleamin' streamin' flaxin' waxin'♪
♪Give me down to there♪
♪Shoulder length or longer♪
♪Here baby there momma everywhere daddy♪

♪Hair!♪

♪I let it fly in the breeze♪
♪Then get caught in the trees♪
♪A home for the fleas in my hair♪
♪A home for the fleas♪
♪A hive for the buzzin' bees♪
♪A nest for the birds ♪
♪There ain't no words♪
♪For the spendor and the wonder of♪
♪My hair!♪

I got a new furdo.  Courtesy of the Phantom Stylist.  Seems that my dog-next-door image was too tame for my motorcycle.  So says the Stylist, anyway.  Apparently I need to look BAD.  So I'm working on a dangerous image.  I have this new furdo.  I'm getting a motorcycle.  I'm thinking of getting a leather collar.

The 'do has gotten a lot of attention.  Everyone wants to know, "Who does your hair?"  Here's the thing.  The Phantom Stylist is an ar-teest.  He works when the vision comes to him.  My vision works pretty well most of the time, but then, I'm not an ar-teest.  Maybe he keeps his eyes closed sometimes.  My vision is not as good when my eyes are closed.

AnyLoo, I can see that there is a demand for Ravishing Good Looks.  Who knows when the Phantom Stylist will provide.  But, no worries, mates!  Lyle is here to help.  For all you pups who want to do a 'do there is...

STYLE-A-LYLE!

Yes, it's the new action figure everyone must have.  You can do my 'do however you like!  Get yours now!  Quantities are limited.