♪I write web pages, my fans they can't wait♪

♪Wish they'd write letters, tell me I'm great...♪

♪Life's been good to me so far!♪

Hidey-ho everybody.  Special welcome to my new Dogster pals!!

Thing about this Dogster stuff is, I'm not sure what it is for.  Is it a doggie dating service?  What were the bosses thinking if they signed me up for that?  Anyone who knows me knows I'm a swingin' single bachelor pup.  Can't have a girl barking at me about going out to look at chicks!!  Ha, ha!  Get it, I look at birds!!  I slay me!!

So I'm thinking about friends.  I've already met a bunch of new dog pals with Dogster.  And I just signed up today!  How cool am I?

I promise I won't abandon all my old friends.  ♪make new friends, but keep the old...♪  I learn a lot from the Girl Scouts.  Mmm...cookies.

So I thought I'd introduce my old friends to the new ones.  Here's your topic:  Ways Lyle is great.  Discuss!