♫Anything that's fruity or cheesy or meaty♫

♫Anything tasty or smelly is treat-y♫

Howdy-hi-ho!  Barks to ya!

So here's what I'm wondering about today.  What is UP with this stuff they call "trash"?  They make it sound like it's no good, but I'm here to tell you, that's just not true! 

It smells good.

It looks good.

It HAS to taste good!

But every time I get close they say, "leave it."  What is up with that?  Only thing I can figure is it must be SO special they are saving it for themselves.  Or Little Bit.  I'm pretty sure she gets stuff I don't.  Not sure what that's all about either. 

So I figure they put it all in a big secret safe somewhere.  'Cause every week these uniformed guys in an armored truck come and take it for safe keeping.  How I wish I knew where it goes!!  If only I could follow them and find it!!!