♫I live in my own mind♫

♫Ain't nothin' but a good time♪

♫No rain, just sunshine♫

♪Out here in my own mind♫

There's a good reason I go by Lyle.  That's what it's all about, baby!!

I am such a happy Whigle.  Spring is Sprung!  I do love my yard.  Sun, fun, limbo beach parties...Well, there could be beach parties.  If there was sand.  And water.  I don't swim, but I have a nice swimsuit.

Anyhoo, about my yard.  How I loves it.  I loves the birds.  I loves the squirrels.  I sit and watch the birds, hum a little hum, think about how juicy the birds would be.  Sometimes I get a little drooly.  Mmm...birds.

Maybe the birds are crunchy on the outside, juicy on the inside.  Maybe the squirrels are full of fluff!!  I wish I knew!!

All I get to eat is kibble.  I do enjoy a kibble picnic as much as the next Whigle, but even a Whigle knows that it is important to have variety in the diet.  So I present to you:  the Whigle diet.

Breakfast:  bird

Second breakfast:  small bird

Lunch:  bowl of kibble

Snack:  squirrel

Dinner:  bowl of kibble

Bedtime snack:  bunny

The Whigle diet is guaranteed to give you good health and fresh breath.

Enjoy!