I have just been told that it will be very expensive for me to move to Washington.  Dexter says I should probably walk.  I am fine with that.  I like walking better than riding in the truck anyway.  But I figure I won't be able to take as much stuff if I am walking.  So I have started to get together all the stuff I don't need.

There.  I think I'm ready.

Unfortunately the bosses say they have too much stuff to carry and we are stuck taking it in the truck, so my big cross country hike is off.

I have been trying to think of other ways to make my trip more eco-friendly.  I have a few ideas.

1.  I will eat all my kibble and treats before we leave so we have less to carry.

2.  I will eat a cat.  Why?  I don't know, but Dexter says I should.

3.  I will ride in the front seat of the truck.  I'll get there faster that way.

No need to thank me, Mother Earth.  I am all about what is best for the planet.