Surprisingly, not much has changed since I became President. I suppose that's probably because I haven't moved to Washington yet. I hear that will happen in May. That should give me plenty of time to remember what my campaign promises were. I think there was something about chicken. Mmm...chicken. It looks like I have to wait until I get to Washington to get my superpowers or whatever it is that gives me total control of the country.

AnyLoo, from what I understand, this is the time of the Lame Duck. It hasn't arrived yet. It must be coming by mail. I haven't decided what to do with it yet. It will probably depend on whether the duck is Lame as in "gimpy," in which case I am thinking Peking Duck. Of course if he's Lame as in "tells silly jokes," then I will keep him around. I like silly jokes. I can't wait till he gets here! Mmm...silly duck.