I have decided that if I am going to be President, I should make sure that I am easy to recognize. Of course most everyone can recognize a Super Handsome Whigle when they see me, but not everyone has seen me. Yet. So in the meantime I thought I should do some advertising.

I was going to make a little Super Handsome Lyle logo and call it "hello doggie," but I decided "Hi Lyle" is catchier.

I am thinking about marketing Hi Lyle lunchboxes, Hi Lyle pencil cases, Hi Lyle snack cakes and Hi Lyle portable toilets. The possibilities are endless.