Survivor:  Backyard--Episode 10

Handsome Host Lyle: This is the moment I've been waiting for. Our teams are ready to dish up their meals. I can't wait!

Beautiful Hostess MacKenzie: I was worried we were going to have to hospitalize you for dehydration if you didn't stop drooling.

HH: Thank goodness for the cheese appetizer Rosie brought. I could have died. Mmm...cheese. His eyes glaze over and a string of drool hangs from his flews.

MacK: (slaps Lyle with a paw)Come back to us, Lyle. It's time to eat!

HH: Let's start with the reigning champs from our last contest, the Dead Petunias. What have you got for me?

Rosie: Well, Lyle, we'll be starting you off with an appetizer of water chestnuts wrapped in bacon and delicately basted in a barbeque sauce.

HH: Mmm...bacon. (ducks before Kenzie can slap him again) It's delicious. What's next?

Vincent: This is truly a masterpiece, Lyle. We have a freshly caught and grilled LyleShark steak for you.

HH: LyleShark! Wow! Those are really hard to find. Mmm...tastes like chicken. Two dewclaws up!

MacK: Aren't those endangered?

HH: In danger of becoming dinner! Ha! Ha! Slaps Vincent on the back, Vincent shuffles his feet nervously

Morgan: Are you ready for dessert?

HH: Am I ever!

Morgan: I made peanut butter ice cream, just for you.

Rosie: With Twinkies from the WonderBread factory by my house!

HH: Wow. All I have at my house is a Starbucks. This is perfect...creamy and nutty, it matches perfectly with the Twinkie goo. I have a really good feeling about the Dead Petunias this time!

MacK: Good job, Petunias! Say, Lyle, you ate an awful lot. Do you still have room for the Empty Birdfeeders' meal?

HH: Hahahaha! That's a good one, Kenzie! Oh, you're serious. Don't worry about me. I could do this all day.

Will this really last all day? Will it ever end? Stay tuned!