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Today on LyleTV:  Unsolved Mysteries!

 

It is a sad truth that many crimes go unsolved.  Here on Unsolved Mysteries, we recreate those crime scenes in the hope that one of our viewers can provide a clue that might just crack the case.

I have with us today a victim from just such a crime.  Hello, victim.

Vic:  My name is Spring.

Tell us about what happened to you.

Vic:  You ate my Wacky Cat!!

Mm-hmm.  The following is a recreation of the crime. 

The night is cool for July.  Our victim is resting quietly on a comfortable couch.  Near her sits her favorite toy.  She gazes at it fondly and gives it a soft squeaky squeeze.  She is happy.  She falls into a contented sleep.

Moments later, a thief moves noiselessly through the room.  He stands and watches the dozing victim. 

He approaches.

Silently he lifts the toy from the pillow beside the victim.  He sneaks away, undetected.

Vic:  That's not what happened!  I saw you take it!

The victim awakens and discovers her toy is gone.  She is distraught.  Police are called and the sounds of their sirens pierce the quiet night air.  There is no sign of the intruder.  The toy is gone.  The victim sobs.  Police are unable to locate the thief and the crime remains unsolved to this day.

Wow, what a mystery.  We here at Unsolved Mysteries have discovered a previously unseen clue which might help to solve this unusual crime.  It seems there was a hidden camera in the vicinity, and we have a photograph which might represent the thief and the stolen property.  Viewers, please examine this closely.

gosh, he's a handsome criminal

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

The suspect is described as about 18 inches tall and super handsome.  Anyone with information on this crime can contact the victim, who has set up her own CrimeStoppers hotline.  Victim, can you share that information with our viewing audience?

Vic:  The number is 1-800-ITS LYLE.  Creep.

Victim, I can see how difficult this has been for you.  I hope that Unsolved Mysteries can help you solve this crime.  We have the best viewers in the world.