I have a special surprise for all of you watching Lyle's Toy Box on LyleTV.  It is story time!

Once upon a time there was a handsome knight named Lyle.  Day after day, he wandered through the forest searching for rabbits and hot dogs. 

One day, Handsome Knight Lyle heard a noise from afar.  He listened closely and heard a voice.  A damsel cried, "Help me!  Please, someone help me!"

Handsome Knight Lyle donned his shiny armor and raced off to find the damsel in distress.  He soon arrived at a castle, where he saw a beautiful princess trapped in a castle turret.  She couldn't escape because a fire breathing dragon was holding her hostage. 

"Fear not, beautiful princess!" shouted Handsome Knight Lyle.  "I shall save you!"

Handsome Knight Lyle sneaked up on the dragon from behind, staying far away from the dragon's fiery breath. The Handsome Knight pounced on the dragon's tail.  The dragon screeched and fire shot from its snout. 

"Ouch!" cried the princess.

"Sorry!" replied Handsome Knight Lyle.

The Handsome Knight seized the dragon's tail in his powerful jaws, carefully pointing the fire breathing end away from the princess.  He held the dragon down until the dragon could take no more.

"Uncle!" cried the dragon.

"Are you sure?" replied Handsome Knight Lyle.  "Because I really don't think we're related.  Say, Mr. Sizzle, could you roast my hot dogs for me?  That would be super cool.  You don't mind if I call you Mr. Sizzle, do you?"

Meanwhile, the beautiful princess escaped from the castle turret and rushed to thank the Handsome Knight.  "Me LOVES you!" cried the princess.

Princess Beatrix, Handsome Knight Lyle, and the dragon Mr. Sizzle all ate freshly roasted hot dogs. 

And they all lived happily ever after.