Today on LyleTV:  Home Shopping!

I have some beautiful things to show you today. Well, one beautiful thing in particular: ME!

Yes, it's me, my like-yness captured for all time in silver. How cool is that? Now the boss ma'am can show me off everywhere she goes. Finally she can do something important. I am sure she feels good about that. And you will too, when you have your like-yness made!

Of course you could get one of me. No one would blame you for wanting one. In fact they might wonder why you didn't want one of me. But I understand if you want your human wearing YOU in silver instead of me.

So order now! Visit Josie's Jewelry and have her make one of you. Tell her Lyle sent you!