Deep Thoughts, by Lyle

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From time to time here on LyleTV, I'll profile my current favorite toy. We can bark about what makes a great toy.

Today my favorite toy is my (formerly) squeaky lizard, a present from my good friend Sergei. I call him Gizzard. The lizard, not Sergei, that is.the Zen of Gizzard

AnyLoo, Gizzard is All That. When you bite his midsection, his tongue comes out, his tail uncurls, and he squeaks! That is a cool toy. Too bad somebody ate his tongue, tail, and three of his toes. That somebody might have been me. Gizzard is still cool. What? Why shouldn't I chew his tail?

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

Which brings me to #1 on Lyle's list of what makes a great toy:
1. Makes rude gestures.

 

 

 Yeah, I'm gonna eat it. What's it to you?

Could anyone not love a toy that sticks its tongue out? I don't think so.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He used to stick his tongue out...now maybe I'll call him Stubby.

What will I pull out of my toy box next? Stay tuned and find out!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

It's really not an aggression thing.

 

Stick your tongue out at me, will ya?