Welcome to What Not To Wear on LyleTV!

I'm Lyle, your host, Dogster's own Sultan of Style.  This is the show where we help the fashion-impaired to look better, feel better, and generally be more like me. 

Today our guest is Spring.  Welcome, Spring.

Don't you have anything to say?  Folks, Spring is a little embarrassed by her unsightly facial hair.  Yes, today What Not To Wear is moustaches.  On girls, anyway.  Come on out, Spring.

See, nobody's laughing at you.  Much.  Now, don't get me wrong.  Some girls can really pull off the facial hair thing.  But if you haven't got Gussie's chutzpah, then you need to see me.

Let me prepare my What Not To Wear makeover kit. 

Why don't you wait over here, Spring.

Hold still while I work on that moustache...Yikes! 

Okay, fine.  You want to keep the moustache, you go ahead and keep the moustache.  I'm no miracle worker, just a Whigle with a fine sense of style. 

And now I'm proud to present our slightly-easier-on-the-eyes fashion-assisted Spring!  Sometimes it's the accessories that make the dog.  In this case you can see how the bright colors on her kerchief draw attention away from her moustache. 

Keep your TV tuned to LyleTV...where I will teach you everything you ever need to know!