Drum roll, please!

It's time to announce the BIG WINNER of Lylopalooza 2005!!

dum dum dum dum dum

dum dum dum dum dum

Oh the suspense is killing me!!

♪I am the champion♪

♪I am the champion♪

♪of the world!♪

And Lylopalooza, too, as it turns out.

I rock.

Thanks to all the other competitors.  The full results are here:

Towel tug:  Lyle

Dangle ball toss:  Lyle

Sausage eating contest:  Lyle

Longest drool:  Lyle

Yowling contest:  Lyle

Yard races:  Lyle (by a mile!!)

I will now present the Lyle Gum Trophy to me.  Thank you very much for this beautiful trophy.  I know how much I deserve it. 

I will now present the Lylopalooza Champion crown to me.  I shall wear it proudly. 

Thanks to everyone who made Lylopalooza 2005 such a big success.  I think I'll take suggestions for contests for next year....bigger and better!

Think of it...Best Boots...Hottest Pants....

See you at Lylopalooza 2006!