♫Sad songs they say♫

♫Sad songs they say...so...much♫

♫When all hope is gone♫

♫You know those sad songs say so much♫

Aaarrroooooo!!!  Woe to the Whigle!!

I was having such a great day yesterday.  The sun was shining, the juicy birds were chirping, and I have a new toy.  It's a CHICKEN and it squeaks.  How I loves it!  I was outside, watching the birds (mmm...birds) and squeaking my CHICKEN.  All was well.  Happy, happy Lyle.

Then I come in to watch a movie with my pack.  I like the movies better when there is popcorn.  Mmm...popcorn.  But, no popcorn.  Anyhoo, I was pretty sleepy so happy to be in.  Suddenly I notice, OW!  my foot hurts.  Hadn't noticed that before!  So, I'm taking care of it on my own.  I am good at this.  I don't need no stinkin' vet.  Look what that got Little Bit!  I am licking it clean, telling my foot it will be better soon and WOE IS ME the bosses come to take a look!

Suddenly my foot is GONE!   GONE!!  It was just there!!  It still is ouchie but I can't see it!!  What do I do???

Well, there's good news and bad news.  It was back when I woke up this morning, but now I have to wear The Helmet.  How I hates it.  I get stuck on everything.  I can't get to the window in time to bark at stuff.  I can't go outside.  What if my CHICKEN flies away?? Aaarrrooooo!!