Twenty-Second Thought

Deep Thoughts, by Lyle

♪I wanna put on♪ I'm not sure these were made for walking, but when you look this good, where do you need to go?

♪my, my, my, my♪

♪Boogie shoes!♪

♪and Boogie with Loo!♪

So maybe I haven't given up on the go go boots. Whaddya think? ♪I'm...too sexy for my fur...too sexy for my hot pants♪

Boy howdy. What a weekend! New boots, Lylopalooza training...whew. One whipped Whigle.

But not too tired to give some last minute tips for the Towel Tug. I hope everyone has been practicing. I know I for one need more practice on the Sausage Eating Contest!! Mmmm...sausage.

Tear your eyes away from my boots and gander at the tips:

1. Prepare your work space.

2. Blankets or towels are acceptable.

3. Toes can go under or over the blanket, but there must always be towel/blanket between toes and nose.

this is perfect blanket positioning

4. Gnawing of toes is permitted.

5. Gnawing of nose is strictly prohibited.

perfect molar action!

6. Once again, I can't stress this enough, paws off my jumbly bugs (as my buddy Xena would say, that's my "wee fluffside," in case you weren't sure.)

Okey dokey, you should all be ready for this one. Feel free to stare at my boots again now!