♫It's so easy♫

♫when you know the rules♫

♫It's so easy♫

♫All you have to do is follow Loo♫

♫Play the game♫

♫Everybody play the game♫

♫With Lyle!♫

Yay!  Lylopalooza is nearly here!!!  For all of you practicing at home, I thought I'd review the Dangle Ball Toss.  To the casual viewer, it might not seem like a very sophisticated game.  But as we (me) experts know, it's harder than it looks.  And there are rules.  Oh, yes, there are rules.

(Do you think I should get some hot pants to go with my go go boots?  Or would that be Too Much?)

Anyhoo, Dangle Ball.  Rules.  You might think:  "Lyle is such a free spirit!  Surely he doesn't need any rules!  He would look great in hot pants."  And you'd be right.  But some games are more fun with rules.  You can call them guidelines if you want.  Who cares, as long as I win?

1.  Keep your eye on the ball at all times. 

2.  No grabbing my jumbly bugs.

3.  No stepping on my toes.

4.  No plugging my nose to make me open my mouth.

5.  No tossing to places I can't reach.

6.  No dissing of the hot pants and go go boots.

That's pretty much it.  Next time...the towel tug!  Practice lots, eat healthy (birds), get your rest, still lose to me!!  Ha!  Ha!