♫Kodachrome♫
♫They give us those nice bright colors♫
♫They give us the greens of summers♫
♫Makes you think all the world's a sunny day, Oh yeah♫
♫I got a Nikon camera♫
♫I love to take a photograph♫
♫So boss man don't take my Kodachrome away♫
 

Everybody always wants to know what a handsome Whigle like me does all day.  Well, it's not all chicken and ice cream.  Mmm...chicken.  Mmmm...ice cream.  Being Lyle is not as easy as it looks.  My days are packed. 

Luckily the boss man is taking clicker training lessons.  Click, click, click.  All the time.  Even when I'm sleeping.  Well, I finally got him to put that one-eyed clicker doodad to some good use.  I got him to click about A Day in the Life of Lyle.  Because inquiring minds want to know.

So...dum...dum...da dum....
Here it is.  A typical day in the life of ME.

6:00    Rise and shine.  Check the backyard for rabbits.

7:00    Nap

10:00    Exercise in the yard.  This Whigle works hard to keep his handsome figure.

12:00    LUNCH!!  My favorite midday meal!

12:02    Nap

2:00    Work in the garden.  Keep an eye out for rabbits.  Pollinate.

3:30    Relax, catch up on my reading.

4:00    Nap

5:00    DINNER!!  My favorite evening meal!

5:02    Attack Chicago.

Ha! Ha! Ha!  Just kidding.  I would NEVER terrorize Chicago!  At least not on a Wednesday.

9:30    Bedtime.

So there you have it.  If you want to Be Like Lyle, start at the top!