♫I can't always get what I want♫
♫I can't always get what I want♫
♫But if you vote for Lyle♫
♫I think I'll find♫
♫I'll get what I need!♫

It's been a tough weekend here in Kentucky.  I've said before what a great state this is.  Well, I have changed my mind.  It's just okay. 

This weekend is the World Chicken Festival.  What could be better?  Here's a thought:  TAKE LYLE!!  Can you believe it...my bosses didn't go!!   I LOVE chicken.  No dog loves chicken more than me.  I wanted to see the World's Largest Skillet.  I wanted to compete in the clucking, crowing, and strutting contest.  ♫Yeah, we do respect him, but...We love to watch him strut!♫

Such a shame.  So I think, well, okay, there are other fun things to do in Kentucky.  This is the first weekend of the PumpkinFest at the DoubleStink Hog Farm.  THAT sounds like a good time to me.  Mmmm....stinky hogs.  Double the Stink, double the mmm.  But NOOOOOO, they don't allow dogs. 

So I have decided to add on to my Congressional platform.  It is getting pretty tall. 

1.  All dogs must be allowed to attend the World Chicken Festival, every year. 

2.  All dogs must be allowed to visit any stinky farms they please.

Vote Lyle...for Dog's sake!