♫Oh, Mickey, you're so fine♫
♫You're so fine you blow my mind♫
♫Hey Mickey!♫

It's hard to believe the elections are coming up in just over a month.  Luckily I've got this one all sewed up.  I think something called Supper Tuesday should be soon, shouldn't it?  I should probably place my dinner order.  I think I'll have chicken.

I have been a very busy Whigle lately.  My good friend Brady has asked for my expert help for a sticky little problem.  He is a cat and it seems he has been having trouble catching mice.  He is pretty sure there are some around to catch.  I think he's right.  He has tried wearing a cheese hat...mmmm....cheese.  Mmmm...cat in cheese hat....mmmm...

Sorry.  I went to my happy place for a moment there.  AnyLoo, he also tried luring mice with a decoy.  Both seemed like good ideas (especially the one with him in the cheese hat...mmm...) but still no mice.  So Brady and I are going to build a Better Mousetrap.

The only problem is I don't know anything about mice.  I have never smelled a mouse.  Brady seems to think they are good to eat, so I guess I've been missing out.  So I've been doing a little research.  A wise warrior (that would be Little Bit) told me that I need to "know the enemy."

So I hit the books.  Very tiring.  I also watched TV.  I sent spies to a mouse-run theme park. This is what I have learned so far.

1.  Mice can ride motorcycles.  So we need a trap that is fast.

2.  Some mice are very strong.  ♫Here he comes to save the day...Mighty Mouse is on the way!♫

3.  Mice are smarter than cats.  Sorry, Brady, but Jerry ALWAYS outsmarts Tom.  Lucky you have me.

4.  Some mice are filthy rich.  The amusement park mouse is.  I suspect mouse security is well funded too.

5.  According to one book I read, mice are actually smarter than people.  In fact they may be in charge of the whole universe.   Hmmm....

Catching these little guys is not going to be easy.  They had better be cream-filled.

M-I-C...see you real soon
K-E-Y...why? because I like you!
M-O-U-S-E!