♫Lookin' for some Hot Stuff baby this evening♫
♫I need some Hot Stuff tonight♫
♫Looking for a Lylie who needs a Lylie♫
♫Don't want to be a Lyle on my own♫
♫Wanna look at the Future Lyle♫
♫Wanna bring a wild Lyle back home!♫
 

Ah, the joys of time travel.  This has been so exciting.  I have to admit, I was having a hard time deciding what I wanted to do with my Time Machine.  Little Bit said, "Lyle, if this really works, you could answer so many of life's big questions."  I suppose that's true.  But who to send?  And what to answer first?  I mean, if the thing only works once or twice, (I have my doubts about my Quality Supervisor) I want to make sure I get MY questions answered first.

Miss Matches offered to go, but I said, "This mission is much too dangerous for a lady. I'll go."  So it comes down to Lyle's Most Burning Questions.  This is Hot Stuff.

1.  What's for dinner?

2.  Will Future Lyle be as cool as Now Lyle?

As you can imagine, I had a very hard time deciding.  But then I felt a familiar tingling in my Bump of Knowledge... WhooLoo!  I can do both!  So that's what I did. 

I stood in the Time Machine and traveled to 5:00 this evening.  It was incredible.  I know you wouldn't believe it if I wasn't telling you.  Get this...the future looks JUST LIKE right now.  There is kibble for dinner.  And, yes, thankfully, I am still as handsome as ever.  Future Lyle is a pretty cool guy.  He likes me too. 

After that, Little Bit got in the Time Machine trying to learn the origins of Dog.  It didn't work for her.  I guess it's broken already.  Too bad!

♫I love myself♫
♫ I want me to love me♫
♫I close my eyes and see me before me♫
♫Think I would die if me were to ignore me♫
♫A fool could see just how much I adore me♫