
♪It's been a hard day's night♪
♪And I've been workin' like a dog♪
Actually I don't know how else I would work. But I have been hard at work on the campaign. I found out that I missed a great opportunity last Friday. Turns out it was Take Your Dog To Work Day. Really. But MY boss ma'am didn't tell me about it. I could have made a lot of contacts! I would have spread the word! I would look cute in scrubs.
I'm sure the patients would
have loved me. I could have helped, too. I could knock them out with
my Locomotive Breath.
♪In the shuffling madness, Lyle has locomotive breath♪
Oh, well, maybe she will let
me go next year.
So I figure, I'm not going
to miss any more chances like that. I sent the bosses out campaigning for
me yesterday. I figure, get 'em while they are young.

So they went to hand out flyers and buttons to the Border Collies. I think having Border Collies on board would be helpful. They are hard workers. They have been in movies. They know sheep.
I think I'll be able
to go campaigning myself soon. I am mostly not blue and I smell better.
Turns out the ladies like the blue, though. I think I have a girlfriend.
Her name is
Miss Matches. She
likes my feet.
And the band is up and running. Basil and I will be singing. Skye is on keyboard. Little Bit will play the piccolo. We do boogie woogie and the blues. Even though I am not so blue anymore.
I
want everyone to start practicing with a beagle favorite,
♪Push push push your
bowl, all across the floor, get your boss to put chicken in it, scarf it down,
then push it back for more!♪
Our first gig is coming up.
Make sure your boots and
hot pants
are clean! Yep, you're ready!
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