Deep Thoughts, by Lyle

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♪It's been a hard day's night♪

♪And I've been workin' like a dog♪

Actually I don't know how else I would work.  But I have been hard at work on the campaign.  I found out that I missed a great opportunity last Friday.  Turns out it was Take Your Dog To Work Day.  Really.  But MY boss ma'am didn't tell me about it.  I could have made a lot of contacts!  I would have spread the word!  I would look cute in scrubs. 

I'm sure the patients would have loved me.  I could have helped, too.  I could knock them out with my Locomotive Breath. ♪In the shuffling madness, Lyle has locomotive breath♪  Oh, well, maybe she will let me go next year.wake up and vote!

So I figure, I'm not going to miss any more chances like that.  I sent the bosses out campaigning for me yesterday.  I figure, get 'em while they are young.  hey there little dude, focus!

So they went to hand out flyers and buttons to the Border Collies.  I think having Border Collies on board would be helpful.  They are hard workers.  They have been in movies.  They know sheep.

I think I'll be able to go campaigning myself soon.  I am mostly not blue and I smell better.  Turns out the ladies like the blue, though.  I think I have a girlfriend.  Her name is Miss Matches.  She likes my feet.she likes me! she really likes me!

And the band is up and running.  Basil and I will be singing.  Skye is on keyboard.  Little Bit will play the piccolo.  We do boogie woogie and the blues.  Even though I am not so blue anymore. 

are you ready to rock??I want everyone to start practicing with a beagle favorite, ♪Push push push your bowl, all across the floor, get your boss to put chicken in it, scarf it down, then push it back for more!♪  Our first gig is coming up.  Make sure your boots and hot pants are clean!  Yep, you're ready!I think Miss Matches is a deep thinker too

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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