♪It's been a hard day's night♪
♪And I've been workin' like a dog♪
Actually I don't know how else I would work. But I have been hard at work on the campaign. I found out that I missed a great opportunity last Friday. Turns out it was Take Your Dog To Work Day. Really. But MY boss ma'am didn't tell me about it. I could have made a lot of contacts! I would have spread the word! I would look cute in scrubs.
I'm sure the patients would have loved me. I could have helped, too. I could knock them out with my Locomotive Breath. ♪In the shuffling madness, Lyle has locomotive breath♪ Oh, well, maybe she will let me go next year.
So I figure, I'm not going to miss any more chances like that. I sent the bosses out campaigning for me yesterday. I figure, get 'em while they are young.
So they went to hand out flyers and buttons to the Border Collies. I think having Border Collies on board would be helpful. They are hard workers. They have been in movies. They know sheep.
I think I'll be able to go campaigning myself soon. I am mostly not blue and I smell better. Turns out the ladies like the blue, though. I think I have a girlfriend. Her name is Miss Matches. She likes my feet.
And the band is up and running. Basil and I will be singing. Skye is on keyboard. Little Bit will play the piccolo. We do boogie woogie and the blues. Even though I am not so blue anymore.
I want everyone to start practicing with a beagle favorite, ♪Push push push your bowl, all across the floor, get your boss to put chicken in it, scarf it down, then push it back for more!♪ Our first gig is coming up. Make sure your boots and hot pants are clean! Yep, you're ready!
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