♫here he comes to save the day♫

♫Bugger Boy is on the way♫

I'm going to break a big rule of dogdom today and spill the beans on a big dog secret.  I'm not supposed to tell, but I think it's high time everyone knows.

I have a secret identity.  In fact, every dog has a secret identity.  Every dog is also a super hero.  Think about it.  You knew all along.  Nobody ever pays attention to the evidence. 

I am Bugger Boy.  Able to eat dozens of junebugs in a single potty break.  Stopping bad guys dead in their tracks with my Radioactive Junebug Upchuck.  I can leap tall baby gates in a single bound.  Sometimes.

I'm not allowed to tell you the secret identities of other dogs.  But they all have one.  We don't do it for the glory or the recognition, but we are under appreciated.  I think if everyone knew all the good the Super Dogs do, there would be no dogs left in the pound.  So don't make a big fuss.  Don't ask for my autograph the next time you see me.  You can leave me an extra biscuit, though.  And think about all the work us dogs do behind the scenes!