♪Here comes Lylie rotten tail♪

♪Barkin' along the bunny's trail♪

No, I didn't write that one.  I don't even like it very much.  The boss ma'am wrote it, and now it's stuck in my head.

Anyhoo, Happy Easter!! Hooray for rabbit holidays.  Mmm...rabbits.

I saw the Easter Bunny in my yard last night.  I think he was hiding my basket.  I was a very good boy this year, so I bet he brought me lots of candy.  Mmm...candy.  Marshmallow chicks!!  Chocolate bunnies!! (No, I don't care if they say it's bad for dogs.  It's a big conspiracy the bosses have to eat all the chocolate.)  Cat flavor jellybeans!!  Mmm...cat flavor.

Back to the bunny in my yard.  I couldn't get very close to him on account of the invisible wall.  But I have a plan.  Little Bit, as you know, is a master of disguise, so I thinks to myself, self, we could be a bunny.  Infiltrate their ranks.  Get to the candy early.  Eat the bunny.  Wait, no!  Not eat the Easter Bunny.  Eat his candy.  (Mmm...Easter Bunny flavor) 

So here's my plan.  Get in disguise.  Wait for him to show up.  Sneak up next to him and say, "Hey, how 'bout them Mets?"  or something like that.  He thinks I'm his friend.  He tells me where all the candy is.  I eat him. NO! I eat all his candy.  I live happily ever after.  Dream about next Easter.