Deep Thoughts, by Lyle

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Hidey ho.  I hope everyone had a very happy holiday.  Mine was Pawsome, thank you for asking.  Treats!  Lots and lots of treats!  I have the best friends & family in the whole wide world.  Thank you! 

I have to give a special shout-out to my friend KIko, who got me...wait for it...ready?  Gum!

Yes, gum.  Mmmm....gum.  If you know me well you know I'm a sucker for gum.  (I'm a sucker for suckers, too, but I hardly ever find those anywhere.) Gum is everywhere.  On the sidewalks.  In the park.  Just there for the peeling up off the ground and chewing.  Of course I always get yelled at for picking it up.  Then I am forced to spit it out, but I have a pretty good memory for things like Where I Left My Gum and usually I remember where it is before the Boss Man does and I get to chew it again another day.

But my Christmas gum is even better.  It squeaks!  I don't have to spit it out!  I just have to keep it away from Maebe the Crazed Toy Thief.  Not easy but totally worth it.

I do love opening presents!

Don't even think about touching my gum.

If anyone needs me I'll be trying to learn how to blow bubbles.