I don't ask for much.
Just a bit of kibble every now and then. And a lick of soap. And a bite of your
pizza crust. And the sausage. And maybe you shouldn't be so stingy with the
cheese either.
I will occasionally ask for a walk. Or a chance to take down the UPS guy. Or the
Yummy Meat guy. (What a concept! I also ask for the boss man to not always send
away the Yummy Meat guy.)
I might ask for a scratching of the bee-hind once in a while. And for a chance
to lick your head if you have nice short hair like the boss man does. I could
see me asking for Bath Amnesty.
But other than that, I really don't ask for much. So I'm not asking you to do
this. But if you should happen to pop on over to
this website
and vote for your favorite pictures, well, that would be
swell. And you should definitely vote for your favorite. If your favorite is one
of the boss man's pictures, and your vote helps him to win and he becomes world
famous, then you can say you knew us when. Wouldn't that be cool? And if you
vote for somebody else's picture, I promise not to publicly question your taste.
(But really, what were you thinking?)
And if you do vote for the boss man's pictures, we thank you and promise to
remember you when we are world famous.