Deep Thoughts, by Lyle

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I have had some cheese with my whine and now I am done. I promise.

I really do hope I can qualify for the next Olympics. I have been practicing. We all have, actually. My event is the balance beam. Believe it or not, the Garden Whales showed my where my talents lie. In order to avoid the lawn where those sneaky spoutheads lurk I have had to walk on the concrete curbing if I want to be in the yard at all. I am pretty good at it. Still working on my back flip though.

Spring is entering in floor exercises. She is actually not a bad gymnast...maybe she can compete in the all around. She is pretty round. Ha! Ha!

Maebe is of course going to compete in the high jump. I think she has a pretty good chance for gold in that event.

And the three of us will have an Exhibitionist event together: Synchronized Peeing.

Watch for us in London!