Mythbusters:  Blanket Sharks

Turns out that the lumps under the blanket are not Blanket Sharks after all. You would have thought that a shark expert like me would have known this, but no. My good friend Star has educated me, though.

Here is what happens. The grrrls get into bed. Then the boss ma'am gets into bed. She lifts what Star says is the Automatic Arm which raises the covers and the grrrls scoot underneath. The solid growly lump is actually Spring. The other lump is Maebe. Who knew?

Blanket Sharks: This myth is Busted!

Next, let's take a look at the Space Eater. The bosses got one of these for the office, where we all hang out unless there is stuff for me to bark at. Then I go to my Room of Requirement, the front foyer, or wrestle with Jefferson the plant to see out the windows of the piano room.

AnyLoo, the office is cold. That's why they got the Space Eater. It is some sort of evil, angry hissing animal with hot breath. It breathes its hot breath in the room so the bosses stay warm. Clearly they do not see the danger. But I do. The Space Eater is not to be trusted. That's why I keep my distance at all times. I give it the Hairy Eyeball, just to be sure.

So unless someone tells me otherwise, this myth is Confirmed: Space Eater=Dangerous Urban Monster.