On the advice of my good friend Izzie, Dogster's sleep guru, I have been trying to spend a little time on the Big Bed every night. I jump up there all by myself! Yes, I do! This is the new me. High Jumping Whigle.

AnyLoo, I have noticed that a strange thing happens after everyone goes to bed. When I jump up the grrrls are usually already there. Fine with me, as long as Maebe is not breathing my air. But then the strange thing happens. When the bosses go to bed, Spring and Maebe disappear. I honestly have no idea where they go. I have noticed that there are two lumps under the blankets but I don't know what they are. The little solid lump growls sometimes. The other lump is just a lump. The only thing I can figure is that they are blanket sharks. My best guess is that the blanket sharks eat the grrrls every night and then throw them up in the morning. It is the only logical explanation. So far the blanket sharks have been leaving me pretty much alone. Until last night.

One of the blanket sharks swam right into me last night. I was just drifting off to sleep. I was dreaming about ice cream, when BAM! I was bumped by the blanket shark. I nearly hit my head on the ceiling, that's how surprised I was. Needless to say, I spent the rest of the night with the polar bears. They are much more polite.

At long last I have a picture to show you of the Screaming Monkey Hat from Skye. Check it out. It's much more impressive than it looks. When you push its paw it screams "Oooo-aahh-ah-ah!" and its eyes flash red lights. It is the coolest hat I have ever worn.