We interrupt your previously scheduled programming to bring you a late breaking update.

BearWatch 2007's bear count is up to one!  My BearWatch Deputies report that they have spotted a bear.  We have been having problems with the live feed from their location, but I was able to conduct a brief interview with my deputies before we lost contact.  Here is the transcript of that interview:

Me:  Boss Man?  Can you hear me?  Do you see a bear?

B. Mn.:  Are you using my cellphone again, Lyle?

Me:  Uh, no. Can I talk to the Boss Ma'am?

B. M'm.:  Hi Lyle.  Yes, we can see a bear.

Me:  Are you going to feed him marshmallows?

B. M'm.:  Ah, no.

Me:  Good.  Because the marshmallows are mine.  How big is the bear?

B. M'm.:  He's pretty big, Lyle.

Me:  Cool.  Is he trying to eat you?  Can you send pictures?

B. M'm:  No, I don't think he will try to eat us.  Hang on, I'll send some pictures.

And that's where I lost contact with them.  I don't know what happened out there.  The pictures they sent have just come through and I'll put them up now.  I have to warn you, they may be graphic.  Please cover the eyes of any children or puppies. 

Wow, that's powerful stuff. 

I hope they survive.  They left my kibble where I can't reach it.

This is Lyle, reporting live for LyleNews on LyleTV.  All the news you need to know!