The Lyle and Springer Show

Welcome, everyone, to the Lyle and Springer show, brought to you exclusively on LyleTV.

Spring: How many times do I have to tell you, Lyle? My name is Spring, not Springer. Spring. Got it?

Uh huh, whatever. Today's topic on the Lyle and Springer show is Bosses who ignore their dogs and the dogs that love them. Our special guest today is Kiko. Welcome, Kiko!

Kiko: Thank you, Lyle. I'm happy to be here.

Did your mom come with you today?

Kiko: N-n-no, she said she was busy!

Oh, Kiko, don't cry. Do you think she's ignoring you on purpose? Have you been bad?

Kiko: (gasps) No! Never! She really is busy. She takes good care of me. I just wish we could spend more time together.

Do you want me to send Spring to rough her up?

Spring: I could do that.

See? We could teach her a lesson.

Kiko: No! No fighting! I only came on the show so that she would know that I really love her. You're making it sound all wrong.

Spring: You sayin' we're wrong? Are you looking for trouble? (taps Kiko on the chest with one paw)

Kiko: Yipe! (hides under chair)

Kiko? Are you coming out? No? Okay, then, this has been a great show. Thanks so much for joining us! Stay glued to LyleTV!

Breaking news!

This is Lyle, reporting to you LIVE on LyleTV on location in Gatlinburg, Tennessee. I'm bringing you BearWatch 2007. So far, no bears.

But we traveled all the way here to see the wilderness, so I am also keeping Critter Count 2007.

So far the count is at 1 duck, 3 pigeons, and 1 tabby cat. I do love the wilderness!

In other Lyle news, Obedience School is kind of a disappointment. True, I did get to go for ice cream after my last class, but I haven't learned anything useful yet. We are almost halfway done and still I haven't learned how to open the refrigerator, fire up the barbeque grill, or drive a stick shift. What's the point?

I'll sign off with some happy news: the boss ma'am has found an outlet for her knitting that doesn't involve me. She is going to knit blankets for the Snuggles Project. I'm saved! WhooLoo!

Stay tuned for the Lyle and Springer show here on LyleTV. Live, Learn, Lyle!