I've been thinking.  What I've been thinking about is that the world needs to see more of me.  There just aren't enough places you can go to see my handsome face.

Not to worry.  I have solved the problem.

I am going to start my own television network:  LyleTV.

Yes!  LyleTV!  24 hour coverage of me, and maybe some special guests.  I already have some great ideas for shows.  It's going to be the biggest thing since sliced bread.  Even bigger, actually, if you have one of those fancy huge televisions.

Do you want to be on LyleTV?  Host your own show!  Send me your ideas and maybe I'll get you on the air.  Personally I'm hoping Dexter will host Pimp My Ride or maybe Greater Spreckels Area Choppers (or whatever it is he's riding these days).

Tune in today!  It's LyleTV:  Live, Learn, Lyle!