I am too cool for school.  I refuse to go. 

I thought I was pretty safe.  Spring went to school by herself this winter.  I did go along to her last class with her and I played along.  I actually tested out of Level 1 obedience because I am so smart.  Ha!  So I thought I was golden.  No school for the Loo.  Was I wrong.

Now Spring and I have to go to school together, starting tomorrow.  In class with Spring?  Are you kidding me?  She is a real kiss-up at school.  I've seen it.  It's shameful.  She does everything they tell her to do.  Of course I did too, at her last class, but I did it with style.  And because I didn't think I'd have to go back.  Now I have 8 weeks of doing whatever the bosses tell me to do.  That is just not cool, and anyone who knows anything about me knows I am nothing if not cool. 

They can make me go, but they can't make me learn anything.