If you have been reading along in Spring's diary you know that she has been visiting her parole officer once a week. Sure, she calls it Obedience School, but I know better.

Apparently the conditions of her parole require that she perform lots of silly tricks like Heel and Stay. What I don't understand is why the bosses make me do it too. I already know everything I need to know, on account of I'm so gosh darned smart. Ask anyone. In fact, just this week I learned how to Shake. Yep, it only took me four years to learn it. Don't feel bad. Not every dog can be as quick to learn as I am.