Bad news for everybody waiting for a trip on my TelePorter.  The boss man swiped the Port part to make beef stew.  The sad part is I had almost gotten the "home" button on.  Come home to Lyle, beefy goodness!  Shucks.

AnyLoo, it is now Spring.  And in Spring, a young Whigle's thoughts turn to...

Fashion.

♫I am a dedicated follower of fashion♫

♫Oh yes he is (Sing with me Bit!)♫
♫Oh yes he is (Come on Bit!)♫
♫There’s one thing that I love and that is flattery♫
♫One week I'm in polka-dots, the next week I am in stripes♫
♫’Cause I'm a dedicated follower of fashion!♫
 

It can be confusing stuff.  So I have decided to make it easy for you by publishing Lyle's Guide to Spring Fashions:  What the Well-Dressed Whigle is Wearing this Spring.

1.  The best dressed Whigle is undressed.  Black and white.  Simple and classic.  Daywear straight to evening.  I say, you're always well-dressed in your birthday suit.

2.  You say your birthday suit is not as handsome as mine?  No worries.   Add a bow tie and you are ready for anything.

3.  Oh, so you're the casual type.  There is fashion for you this spring too.  Cowboy gear is in.  Say "Yee-Hah!" and the fillies will come a'runnin'.

4.  They say the accent color this spring is green.  Me, I prefer to accent with yellow, but whatever.  Green is good.

And of course, no outfit is complete without a Vote For Lyle campaign button!

Don't worry if you get confused.  Just ask yourself, What would the Whigle wear?  And you're bound to come out looking good.