♫Loolie pop♫

♫Loolie pop♫

♫Oh, Loolie Loolie pop! ♫   POP!

I've been working on making that POP noise for weeks.  I just can't get my lips to do it right!

♫You love to kiss me 'till you can't see straight♫

♫Gee, the Loolie pop is great!♫

I do like a good smooch.  You can smooch me right on the lips.  Don't worry.  They say it's Plate-Onic.  I guess that comes from me licking a dinner plate or two.  Mmm...leftovers.

I like to kiss everyone I greet.  I know, I know, very Euro-Whigle.  They say I'm very Cosmo-Politan.  I don't know what that means either, but it sounds like I have my head in the stars and my hinder end in Congress.

Hmm....Congress.

Now that I think about it, I think I'd be a super Congressdog.  I'm very progressive.  I'm not afraid to bark for what's right.  Or against what's wrong.  I would never filibuster. 

This could work.  Think about it.