♫Oh I wonder, wonder boop ba doo ba doop♫
♫Who wrote the book of Loo!♫
♫In Chapter 1 you tell him ♫
♫You love him with all your heart♫
♫In Chapter 2 you tell him♫
♫You're never never never gonna part♫
♫In Chapter 3 Dogzilla♫
♫Tramples all your plants♫
♫In Chapter 4 he's vanquished♫
♫He never ever really had a chance!♫

Today I am El Loo, protector of Halloween Good Eats. Bring me your candy and I will sniff it for safety. I also am happy to check out any suspicious biscuits, chicken, ham, or beef. Mmm...chicken...mmm...ham...mmm...moobears.

I am proud to present Chapter 3 in my Great American Novel. dum dum da dum!
 

Chapter 3

Back in Kentucky, Lyle prepared to return to Washington for the upcoming legislative session. He was looking forward to introducing a major new policy. In fact, it was the major plank in his election platform: no cost distribution of chicken to all dogs. He expected the bill to pass in a landslide, but Lyle knew better than to make any assumptions regarding his fellow politicians.
Lyle actually didn't consider himself a politician. He firmly believed he was a dog like any other, albeit a particularly handsome and influential one. He supposed it was the combination of these attributes that had resulted in his first appointment back in D.C.
The princess of Appalachia, Morgan Anna Maria, would be arriving in the States that evening. She and Lyle were scheduled to discuss trade embargoes over kibble and biscuits. Princess Morgan was known to be tough and single minded, but also adventurous and beautiful.
As Lyle loaded his bags onto his motorcycle, he glanced at the sky. A few clouds were beginning to gather. Storms were expected late over the Blue Ridge Parkway, and he hoped to beat them with an early start. Idly, he wondered if the weather would delay the arrival of the princess. The rest of his thoughts and worries were left on the road behind him.